Quotes & Fun

Short quotes do a specific job: they say something you agree with more sharply than you could say it yourself. That only works when the line is genuinely well made, which is why this section is deliberately smaller than the rest.

Here you will find original quotes on success, family and time, alongside one-word status lines and the kind of jokes that survive being retold. Nothing here is a famous quotation reposted — every line is written in-house.