Wishes, status lines and captions written in-house — sorted by who you are sending them to, and free to copy in one tap. Every card is ours to give away, so you can share it anywhere.
Navratri runs nine nights, which makes it unlike the one-day festivals. A message sent on the first evening is a greeting; one sent on Ashtami is something closer to a check-in, and a garba caption posted at one in the morning is a different thing again.
Holi messages go out in a short, loud window, mostly between people who are about to see each other anyway. That makes the good ones short and specific — the festival supplies the colour, the message only has to supply the person.
A one-word status has nowhere to hide. A sentence can carry a weak word along with it; a single word has to do the entire job alone, which is why most of the obvious ones — blessed, vibes, mood — stopped meaning anything years ago.
The funny status that works is almost never a joke. It is an ordinary observation stated flatly enough that everyone reading it recognises themselves and resents it slightly.
Not every sad status is about a person. Most of them are about a stretch of time — a year that did not go anywhere, a week that took more than it gave, a feeling that has no particular cause and will not move on.
Almost everyone receives their New Year messages inside the same two hours, which makes standing out a matter of specificity rather than effort. A line about the year ending will always read better than a line about the year starting.
Most Christmas messages are written in one sitting, for a long list of people, which is exactly why so many of them read the same. The sets below are split by who you are actually writing to, because a message to your mother and a message to a client are not the same job.
A good night message to a best friend is usually the last line of a conversation rather than a message sent on its own, which is why the short ones work best. There is a separate set below for nights when they are having a hard time.
